Freakin funny

O.K. this is freakin hilarious!!!
My uncle and grandfather went to the bank one time to pay for something. Well they were trying to get out of payin for somethin and my grandfather said my uncle was disablled.
So the next time my uncle went to the bank the lady said Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt really slow and loud like she was talking to a retarded person.
Well come to find out when my grandfather said disabled, she thought he meant retarded!!!!
So everytime he went to the bank the lady would be like doooooo yoooooouuuu waaaaaaaaant aaaaaaa tttttttttreeeeeeeeeat Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Until he finally said ''ok look im not disabled or retarded so stop clappin in my face and talkin slow!!!!!"
She responded with "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
He gave up after that.




And they still had to pay that stupid fee!

The smart won
Gopher Jr.

TV

TV is great.

Oh so great!

I Love TV.

You should too.


me out,
the Duke



p.s. only 2 1/2 days untill my sister Erin's wedding.

we're are scrambling to get last minute details taken care of!

it's pretty easy, but pretty hard giving away my sister.

Cleaning Stinks

Cleaning Stinks.

It's so true.

I hate it.

It's sad, but I have to completely finish cleaning my dirty room today.

ERRRRRRRR!

me out,
the Duke

Shopping!

Well, I went shopping with my mom today.

We went to a 'hoity shnoity' shop.

I guess the lady there thought my mom was poor or something because she kept going back to the sale rack.

Oh well, tomorrow my mom is going back to buy a $300 dress with my dad and to get her outfit measured for alterations.

he he he!

me out,
the Duke

Long Time, No Post

Wow (wow, I can't believe I haven't written a post in over 5 days)!!

I had another tournament last weekend. i actually ended up winning something!!! Yeah!

Only thing is...
I won the CONSOLATION bracket in my age group.

BUT...
I did get a trophy!!!!

oh well.

I have league practice for the team tennis tournament this summer tomorrow afternoon.

So, I have got to get in bed!!!

Good Night!

me out,
The Duke

BLAAA

BLAAA

Today I've freakin got to clean my room,do piano practice, and blow up something.

Except for the very last thing, I'm not really looking forward to doing them.

My sister and her friend Kristen are outside tanning right now. They're probably gonna skin cancer or something. Oh well their loss.

remember, if you post a comment and we anger you about it, you'll eventually figure out a sweet come~back. Then, we'll all laugh.

That's why it's called "Unbalanced but Fair"


Then I'll delete it.

That's why I call it "Unbalanced and Unfair"

me out,
the duke

Word of the Day

Today, the word is zodiac


yesterday, it was zion


These are cool words

Word

Word of the Day~ Moped

A BIG Freakin Stick

Well,

I found this long hard cardboard stick so I brok it in half a gave part of it tomy brother and we had a stick fight then his stick broke in half so I threw the pieces at him when he tried to run.

Then, mine broke in half and i chased my sister with it and hit her in the butt.

But, after a while, I got bored and stopped.

Me out,

The Duke

Reading Direction

You know, if it's your first reading this blog, you should really start at the bottom~as with all blogs.

So, today I had a tennis tournament, and I freaking had to get up at 7:00 (A.M.) and get my entire Tbag ready. We were on the road for an hour driving to Murfreesboro.

I got there and totally got slammed.

When I got home, I looked at all the stupid rankings online and most people lost pretty DARN bad~~~even one of my friends Ama lost 6-4, 6-3 (ehhhh~bad).

~~~Pretty much everybody lost DARN bad. I don't think the people in this tournament were matched with equall players so everybody lost badly.

Me, I stinkin lost 6-0, 6-0.

Stupid tournament.

And get this-I have to be back there at 8:00 (A.M.) tomorrow.

I am very unhappy.

Now, the big toe on my left foot hurts somethin' FIERCE.
And..........my right shoulder hurts.

Oh well~~~I just hope (a lot) that my big toe feels better by tomorrow morning. Maybe then I'll win.

Cursed be those tennis courts.

(It's raining right now there!!!)
(You can't play in the rain)
(I hope my opponent today (Gracie DoNOGhue) loses in her next game.)
(he he he he eh?)
(On that note, maybe she should win next game.)

Oh well.


My word of the day~~~`Moped`

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Crap. My sister got her wedding dress DIRTY and it'll take about 2 weeks to clean.


Only 3 weeks till the wedding!

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Me out,
The Duke

(My "color" is this sea green)

BW

Yeah, I live in Botswana (BW)

Check my prof.

Yow!~~~I would Say Coolio, But That's So Lame :)

Welcom Welcom All !!! (he he he)

even though this is titled unbalanced but fair, I prefer to call it Unbalanced and Unfair! (he he he~~~applause!!!)

To me, it is so obvious if you're here, you're an awsome in a cool british idiotic way!!! ( JUST LIKE ME AND HAYLEY !!! )

Enjoy~~~and remember-make it fair

(Yeah Right!)

The DEVIOUS DUO